IN CERTAIN CASES, THE CUSTOMER IS WRONG,

WHEN YOU GO TO THE DEALER, JUST BUY AND GO HOME,

NO SMALL TALK ABOUT “HOW IS THE WEATHER?’

WHEN YOU PULL UP ON THE STORE, JUST HAVE OUT YOUR CHEDDAR

DON’T BE SHORT, ALWAYS BE PRECISE,

TAKING TIME TO COUNT MONEY COULD RUIN THE DEALER’S NIGHT,

JUST TAKE IT AS A LOSS IF THE PRODUCT IS BAD,

BECAUSE ASKING FOR THE MANAGER ONLY MAKES THE DEALER MAD,

HE’S A REALLY SMALL GUY THAT LIVES IN A HOLE

YOU’LL NEVER KNOW THE DAMAGE THAT HE’LL UNFOLD,

HIS HEAD IS FULL OF STEAM AND DIGS ALOT OF DITCHES,

IF YOU’RE THE LUCKY ONE, YOU’LL GET STITCHES,

SO IF YOU GET THE OPTION, “MANAGER OR TAKE A WALK”,

JUST GO TO YOUR CAR AND PLEASE DON’T TALK,

BUT KEEP THIS IN MIND ON YOUR WAY HOME,

IN SOME BUSINESSES, THE CUSTOMER IS WRONG.

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